Cut to 1986. Domino’s was red with the marinara sauce of war. They needed a general to command their army of drivers dedicated to delivering cheesy pies in 30 minutes or less. The mission? Sell more pizzas. Enter: The Noid.
“Perfect purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry with a splash of blood.”
-Runaway Horses, Yukio Mishima
“Look after the customer and the business will take care of itself.”
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I ain’t got time to bleed.
For imitation is natural to man from his infancy. Man differs from other animals particularly in this, that he is imitative, and acquires his rudiments of knowledge in this way; besides, the delight in it is universal.
I can’t really single out one memory of Christmas gaming time, because there are so many of them. But the most significant of them revolve around my brotha from another motha, Anthony.