Cut to 1986. Domino’s was red with the marinara sauce of war. They needed a general to command their army of drivers dedicated to delivering cheesy pies in 30 minutes or less. The mission? Sell more pizzas. Enter: The Noid.
“Perfect purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry with a splash of blood.”
-Runaway Horses, Yukio Mishima
Running an item shop is harder than most games would have you believe, especially when you’re a young girl with no business experience. In this review, The Sometimes Vaguely Philosophical Mage takes a look at what we can learn from this sweet animesque business sim about friendship, adventure, and hardcore capitalism.
“A person is very strong when he seeks to protect something.”
-Akihiko Kayaba, Sword Art Online
“Look after the customer and the business will take care of itself.”
“Never quit. Never give up. Fly it to the end”
“End? No, the journey doesn’t end here.”