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The Well-Red Mage

Founder/Admin/Renaissance Man/Ludological Polymath/Theologian/Conversationalist/Master of Nothing

Classics Gamer lvl.33
Alias: Moses Norton
Primarily plays: PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, NES, SNES, GB, GBC, GBA, N64, GameCube, Wii, Switch, Game Gear, Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn, 3DS, Atari 2600, Xbox 360, PC, Mobile, Vectrex.

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“You can never get an RPG long enough or a cup of tea big enough to suit me.”


whiteoutmageThe White-Out Mage

Devout Editor/Proofreader/Graphic Designer/Foxy Lady

Girly Gamer lvl.30
Alias: Blythe Norton
Primarily plays: NES, Kirby, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts and cutesy games.

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“A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.”


timemageThe Timely Mage

Co-Author/Brainstormer/Master of Time Management/Organizer

Avid Gamer lvl.29
Alias: Cameron Kim
Primarily plays: PS4, PS3, PS2, PSX, PSP, PlayStation Vita, Sega Genesis, Sega 32X, N64, Gameboy, GBA, GBC, NDS, and PC.

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Likes “friends who are passionate about gaming.”


FF3-NES-Summoner2.pngThe Green Screen Mage

Co-Author/Fangirl/Special Effects Aficionado/Sarcastic

Story Gamer lvl.24
Alias: Kayla Miller
Primarily plays: Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, Dreamcast, PSX, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Gameboy, and 3DS.

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There is no such thing as fiction. Just non-fiction written in the wrong parallel universe.


blackmageThe Black Humor Mage

Co-Author/Personal Assistant/Offensive Wizard

Connoisseur Gamer lvl.20
Alias: Armando Garcia
Primarily plays PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii, 3DS, GBC, GBA, Gamecube and Xbox 360.

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“Something borrowed…”


The Silver Screen Mage

Co-Author/Film Expert/Movie Head

Cinematic Critic lvl.25
Alias: Devon Logan
Primarily watches: Disney/Pixar, Marvel/DC, Blockbusters.

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He who SAYS he CAN and he who SAYS he CAN’T, are usually BOTH correct.


The Shamrock Show Mage

Co-Author/Movie n’ TV Show Buff/Comic Book Enthusiast /Music Obsessor/Sarcasm Rhetorician

Binge Critic lvl.29

Alias:Andy Trejo
Primarily watches: Marvel/DC, Action, Comedy, Drama. Primarily plays: Xbox One.

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“Hi, I’m Batman.”


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The Writing Beige Mage

Co-Author/Narrative OCD/Student by day, Gamer by night/Dungeon Master

Procrastinating Completionist Gamer lvl.19

Alias: Alex Schindler
Primarily plays: PC, Xbox One.

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EVE Online was my economics class.


The Red Hot Chili Mage

Co-Author/Twerpy English Boi/Lofty Ambitions/Lazy/Rock Music Fanatic

Somewhere between Casual and Hardcore Gamer lvl.15

Alias: Reuben Saunders
Primarily plays: PS4, PS3, 3DS, DS, Gamecube, Wii U, Xbox One, Megadrive.

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“The world needs Kentucky Fried Duck.”


The Midnight Mystic Mage

Co-Author/Citizen of Hyrule/Wannabe Comedian/Lovecraftian Monstrosity

Laid Back Gamer of the Sublime 3rd° lvl.30

Alias: Christopher Kester
Primarily plays: Gamecube, N64, 2DS, Xbox One/360/OG, PS2/PS3, Steam/PC.

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“I’m pretty sure every book, movie, game, and thought has been in some way inspired by H.P. Lovecraft, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, or Edgar Allan Poe.”


The Evergreen Sage Mage

Co-Author/World Philosogamer Extraordinaire

Peacemaker Gamer lvl.37

Alias: Tony Brave
Primarily plays: PC, NES, SNES, PS1, PS2, Xbox 360, PS3 Wii, PS4.

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“I find being useless is of extreme utility, and vice versa.”


The Bearded Board Mage

Co-Author/Fun-loving/Laid Back/Voluptuous

Casual Gamer lvl.28

Alias: Chris Mellinger
Primarily plays: (Euro) board games, tabletop games, tablet/phone/mobile, PS4, PC, FPS, RTS, economy based games, tcg’s/ccg’s.

“Party on dudes!”


The Magenta Martial Arts Mage

Kung-Fu Fighter/Grooming Specialist/Electrical Engineer/Atari Deconstruction Expert

Long-haired Gamer lvl.26

Alias: Bruce Sabatoni
Primarily plays: mobile games.

“See you in Heaven!”


spoonybardmageright.jpg The Spoony Bard Mage

Co-Author/Ballad Butcherer/Ditty Destroyer/Saucy Spoonsmith/Gallivanting Gamer

Whimsical Gamer lvl.32

Alias: Jay Borenstein
Primarily plays: PC, PS4, Nintendo Switch, 3DS, N64, SNES, NES.

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“Once again, from the top!”


The Moronic Cheese Mage

Co-Author/Mr. Wapojif: quirky buffoon behind the internet’s most moronic blog

Indie Gamer lvl.32

Alias: Alex Morris
Primarily plays: Nintendo systems, Steam, PC, retro consoles from the NES upwards.

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“Peace and vegetables.”


The Final Fourteenth Mage

Co-Author/JRPG fanatic/Japanese student/Fire Pokémon trainer

Final Gamer lvl.26
Alias: Priscilla McElligott
Primarily plays: Switch, FFXIV, PS4, PS3 and 3DS.

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The Hopeful Sega Mage

Co-Author/Quiet/Honest/New to things like blogging and Twitter/Scared of leopards, ninjas and leopard ninjas

Enthusiastic but hopeless Gamer lvl.31

Alias: Art of Redress
Primarily plays: Sega Mega Drive/Master System, Atari ST, Xbox 360, and PS4. Has played pretty much every system from 8-bit onwards.

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“Be what you want to be not what you think you should be…”


The Brave Blue Mage


924 Gamer lvl.64
Primarily plays N64, F2P, MTG.

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“I study my enemies, to protect my friends.”


The Dapper Zaffre Mage

Co-Author/Magitek Aficionado

Protag Gamer lvl.25
Primarily plays PC, Mobile, NES, SNES, N64, 3DS, PS4, PSX, PSP.

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“Enlightenment is realizing some villains are just trying to save you from the sheer incompetence of the NPCs.”


The Over-Caffeinated Nostalgia Mage

Co-Author/Tweaky caffeine addict/90’s culture connoisseur/Cigar aficionado/Adrenaline chaser by motorcycle & mountain bike

Impatient Gamer lvl.29

Alias: Geddy Lee
Primarily plays: handhelds! 3DS, DS, Vita, PSP, Switch, PC.

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“Lifetime Nintendo fan!”


FF3-NES-WhiteMage1.png The Purple Prose Mage

Co-Author/Pusher of social boundaries/laugh track imaginer/self-impressed melodramatist/Honorary Bachelor of Arts

Postmodernist Gamer lvl.21
Alias: Alex Sigsworth
Primarily plays: PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, GameBoy Advance, and some PC.

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“I’m not creepy. I’m just quiet and make good eye contact.”


The Infernal Accountant Mage

Alias: Unknown

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1Ve3maFThe Iron Mage

Co-Author/Guitarist/Metalhead/Producer/Seducer/Ancient History Buff/Brain SaladSurgeon/Pretentious Poet

Avant-gamer lvl.0

Alias: Rus Gordon
Primarily plays: PC, NES, SNES, PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, PS Vita, GBC, GBA, DS, 3DS, GameCube, iOS.

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“Hell is this: The lack of anything but the eternal to look at The expansiveness of salt The lack of any bed but one’s Music to sleep in.” -Jack Spicer, Orfeo


The Valiant Vision Mage

Co-Author/I enjoy multiplayer games and games that make a point to be fun!

Gritty Gamer lvl.1

Alias: unknown
Primarily plays: Wii, Wii U, Switch, and basically any Nintendo handheld.

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“What matters isn’t whether you can see the future or not. It’s the will to make a choice, and the strength to seize your destiny.” -Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles


The Badly Backlogged Mage

Co-Author/Tortured completionist/cannot-die-has-games-to-finish

Retro Gamer lvl.0

Alias: Mr Backlog
My first computer was an Apple II. Primarily plays: PC and PS4, especially of the RPG variety; familiar with the major consoles from 2600 onwards.

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“Padding is the enemy. Repetition is the enemy. Embrace brevity – no-one walks out of a film and says ‘I wish that had been longer’.”


The Livid Lightning Mage

Co-Author/Outcast FFXIII Trilogy Lover/Lightning Farron’s #1 Fangirl/Master of the Snow Punch/Amiibo Addict/Cranky INFJ/Ex Canadian Army Reserve Soldier/Unconfident Writer

Escapist Gamer lvl.29
Alias: Ellen “Lightning” Hennigar
Primarily plays: NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, Wii U, Switch, Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, DS, 3DS, PSX, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Vita, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC.

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“None of us are here forever. Play what you love, ignore what you don’t, respect other opinions, and most importantly – have fun with video games and life.”


The Wonderland Dragoon Mage

Alias: Unknown

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The Mail Order Ninja Mage

Co-Author/Husband/Father of Two/Martial Artist/Consummate Geek/Video games, anime, comics, fantasy novels, bad puns: these things combine to form the geeky Voltron that is me

Experienced Gamer lvl.35
Alias: Daniel Flatt
Primarily plays: Atari, Master System, NES, Game Boy, SNES, Genesis, Sega CD, Game Gear, GBA, Dreamcast, N64, PS1, GameCube, Xbox, PS2, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP, PS3, Vita, DS, 3DS, PS4, Wii U, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch.

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“I think that inside every adult is the heart of a child. We just gradually convince ourselves we have to act more like adults.” – Shigeru Miyamoto



The Hyperactive Coffee Mage

Co-author/Husband to a Lettering Genius/Proud Papa/Professional Engineer/Self-proclaimed Gaming Historian/He who has an Unhealthy Obsession with Coffee/Eternal Optimist/All-Around Nice Guy/Secretly Wishes he was Link

Mature Distinguished Gamer lvl.30
Alias: Ryan Cheddi
Primarily plays: NES, Game Gear, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Game Boy, GBA, PlayStation, Nintendo 64, Dreamcast, PS2, GameCube, PSP, PS Vita, Nintendo DS, PS3, PS4, Nintendo Switch, PC, Steam.

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“All you can do is all you can do. But if you need to do more than what you can do, don’t be afraid to ask for help.”



The ABXY Mage

Lover of games, music, tv, & movies/owner of beard you’re jealous of/jazz enthusiast/wannabe renaissance man/daydreamer

Bearded Gamer lvl.32
Alias: Brent Mead
Primarily plays: NES, SNES, N64, PS4. Has played more systems than not since Atari 2600.

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“I’m trying to elevate the small talk to medium talk.”



The Sometimes Vaguely Philosophical Mage

Overthinker/Aspiring Non-Procrastinator/Chopin and Rammstein on the Same Playlist Mash-up-er/Occasional Novelist/Fan of Dogs/Son of a Submariner/ Disenfranchised Generation Y Millennial Brit with an American Dream

Deconstructionist Gamer lvl.24
Alias: Chris Durston
Primarily plays: PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, GBA, Xbox 360, PC, DS, 3DS, SNES (Classic!)

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“I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… Like, is any of this for real… or not?'”
– Sora, Kingdom Hearts



The Blue Moon Mage

Freelance writer & nerd of many things: games, anime, manga, film, Star Wars

Late Night Gamer lvl.37

Alias: Blue Williams
Primarily plays: NES, SNES, GameCube, PS2/3/4, XBox One, Switch, platformers, RPGs, Mario Kart

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“Never tell me the odds!”



The Optimistically Sentimental Alabaster Mage

Writer/Linux Enthusiast/Trekkie/Comic Book lover/Tool devotee

Filthy Casual lvl.32
Primarily plays: PC (and all the glorious emulation that comes with it), PS4, and Switch.



The Bizzaro Mage

Co-Author/Story Lover/Retro Gamer/Weirdo

Varied Gamer lvl.33
Alias: Craig Rathbone
Primarily Plays: PS1, PS2, PS4, X360, Mega Drive, DC, GBA, PS Vita

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“I see you shiver with antici……………………………………..pation”


The Rage Mage

Doesn’t Like Anything/Not Allowed In The Building/Irritates The White-Out Mage/Anger Management Drop Out

Ragequit Gamer lvl.∞

Alias: Unknown
Primarily plays: anything with headshots and trolls. Grows more powerful playing crappy games.

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“DO NOT WANT!!!!1”