Trash // the Middle-aged Horror Mage
Freelance games writer and podcast co-host that's overly enthusiastic about pro wrestling and horror films. I'm mostly a sewer-dwelling console heathen with a passion for narrative-heavy adventures, RPGs, and survival horror, but I'll give any game its fair shake. I practically live on my Switch. Follow me on Twitter @Trashlevania.
Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Greetings, fellow travelers! The Weekend Wizard Inn is open for business, so grab a seat and discuss what’s in your gaming quest log for the next few days. Maybe even do so over a piping bowl of ogre blood stew, a roasted giant’s toe, or a cool mug of our freshest male snail ale! There’s a great spot over near the fire with some of your fellow mages, and it appears a purple-robed fella with a… mask of sorts… is waving you over!
If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes. -Chuck Palahniuk “The following is a contributor post by the Middle-aged Horror Mage.” For […]
Kids are clever little brats.
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
-The Criminologist, Rocky Horror Picture Show
One can furnish a room very luxuriously by taking out furniture rather than putting it in.