“Wait wait wait wait wait…
What’s this about a Mages Swimsuit Calendar?”
–Mr. Panda (circa last November)
Well, the day is finally here. We’ve reached 50,000 views and 800 followers! Thank you, dear NPCs, our beloved readers, for your support over all this time. Thank you also to our contributors who have helped craft the direction of this blog and fill out its resumé of reviews. Today also marks the day that I fulfill a long-running promise of sorts. Way back in 2016 when we expanded into analyzing other areas of pop culture, I pursed the question: “What’s next? Literature? Cosplay? Our own swimsuit calendar modeled by yours truly?”
Now you get your wish. Announcing the 2018 Mage Swimsuit Calendar. To celebrate. NSFW??
The Well-Red Mage doesn’t just have a Brobdingnagian vocabulary, he also has killer abs and can rock a two-piece.
The Timely Mage is a stickler for accuracy and a one-console kind of guy.
The Moronic Cheese Mage enjoys a Gouda Frappucino in the California sun.
The Spoony Bard Mage has a fancy for eating utensils and songs about being a waif.
The Green Screen Mage likes Windows XP and Photoshop fakery.
The White Out Mage sizzles through typos and grammatical errors alike.
The Shamrock Show Mage binge watches television but manages to keep his figure.
The Five More Minutes Mage makes narcolepsy look fashionable again.
The Midnight Mystic Mage loves a good horror story and summoning Cthulhu.
The Evergreen Sage Mage enjoys contemplation on 18th century Icelandic literature.
The Black Humor Mage likes long walks on the beach at night and dark comedies.
The Rage Mage hates all life so here he is posing next to a dead fish.
Don’t you wish your waifu was hot like me? Thanks for everything, readers. I hope you got a good laugh or two. 😉
-The Well-Red Mage
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