“He was after a sensational story and this, of course, could not be constructed out of mere truth; not out of officially released truth, anyway. It was essential that the news-reading public should feel, first, that the community was in danger and secondly that people—well-off people, “official” people—who ought to have known better, were to blame for it.”
Sensationalism sells, right? That’s why car commercials treat driving their automobiles like experiencing euphoria. Unlike any other point in human history, our modern world of glowing screens, podcasts, online critics, and YouTubers is filled with more voices than ever saying more things than ever. There’s more information and opinion, bad and good, available to you at this very second than ever before. Therefore, only the loudest voices are heard. Sensationalism does indeed sell.
Hence all of the titles of posts and vids I’ve been seeing like “Nintendo fails again!”, “The Switch is garbage!”, and “21 hacks to fix the Switch!” Well, I thought I’d get in on the hyperbolic action with this post and its title. This is the opposite of shock value negativity like “the Nintendo Switch is doomed?!?!” for a positive shock post “How the Switch saved the Gaming World”. Can there be positive shock value? Yeah, guess so. If you’re reading this, then you’re proof that it’s a thing.
In all down-to-earthness, I’ve now spent my first full week with the Nintendo Switch and it’s wonderful. This thing works beautifully. Below I’m going to list several new inklings I did not list in my previous post on the subject on launch day, pros followed by cons after getting some experience in with the system.
- Bitter cartridges
I did mention these before but now they’re one of my favorite things, having guests in my home taste them. The looks on their faces like they’ve just licked a toilet bowl is hilarious, though I have a theory that the taste affects older folks less. Plus, it’s super awkward and funny to shout at my friends when they leave: “Hey and thanks for putting my cartridges in your mouth!”
- No dead-pixels, blue screen, or scuffed surfaces
Did Sega pay these people off to fake pics of broken Switches? Probably not. At least I haven’t had any negative experience like this with my Switch. I was extremely careful when first docking the console so as not to scratch the screen but now I just slide it in there. No scuffs at all.
- Accessories should go down in price
This is a guesstimation based on the observation that no one I know who owns a Switch has picked up much in the way of additional accessories. Right now, the system works fine with the Joy-Cons, provided you’re close enough to the console as the signal is funky (more on that under cons). I’ve played dozens and dozens of hours on Breath of the Wild and it’s been perfectly comfortable with the Joy-Cons included with the system. I thought I’d need the so-called Pro Controller right away, but I don’t. Every once in a while I want a d-pad, especially for Bomberman R, but it’s not a necessity. Especially not an $80 necessity. That all being said, I can’t imagine Nintendo is pushing a huge number of accessories like the Pro Controller, and therefore, given the basic laws of a free market, I expect them to go down in price eventually.
- Joy-Cons for couch co-op (emphasis on true sociability)
Some of the best experiences I’ve had with the Switch thus far have been playing some co-op. I only own one pair of Joy-Cons right now so this means two-player multiplayer on Super Bomberman R, but it’s fun in both the handheld and the TV modes. The screen does seem a little small for multiplayer, so some neck-craning and septuagenarian squinting might have been involved now and then when a friend and I played, but it was still an enjoyable time. Most importantly, it brought back that feeling of playing alongside another human being which has been lost somewhere along the wayside of the road toward online multiplayer.
I took my Switch out for its first test run a few days ago. I took it to work and showed it to some coworkers. I didn’t have a case for it but an Amazon.com box made for a perfect fit. The Switch didn’t feel heavy or cumbersome on the go and it turns on fast enough for a quick demo or a playthrough while on break that it was a pleasurable outing. It still blew my mind to play it on the go and then come home and dock it for my television.
- Impressiveness to the lay
On said outing, I tried to gauge the responses of my coworkers. Several of them aren’t gamers. Some of them are. Everyone was impressed by it and its capabilities, especially those who somehow hadn’t heard of it yet. They were interested in how light it was and how tiny everything about it appeared to be. The look on some faces when I said you could take it home and put it on your TV was priceless. It’s the innovation that’s in some part selling Switches right now and that innovation is instantly impressive. I couldn’t get anyone to taste a cartridge, though…
- Once you reach perfect graphical fidelity, where do you go from there?
For years now, the impetus of games development in mainstream terms has been largely placed upon developing better and better graphics. Yes, there’s the indie scene (which I love) where graphics are secondary or tertiary, but Nintendo has the icons and now the sales to truly affect the mainstream. Breath of the Wild is graphically gorgeous but not realistic. I’ve actually seen people turn this into a complaint, that it’s “fake” and “cartoony” and not “realistic” enough to be of value. Pooh pooh on them! With Nintendo we shall never expect to get titles so visually astounding that their games look populated by real images and real human beings. That will always be Sony and Microsoft’s private squabble. With Nintendo, there’s an emphasis on the joy and the fun of playing, which takes things like gameplay and presentation and addictiveness into account (we’re speaking in generalizations). Some of the most addicting games of all time were Nintendo games. Talking with a dedicated Xboxer this past Sunday, he slipped the admission that Breath of the Wild (as an example) is just pure fun to play. That stood out to him as unique. So then, if Nintendo is truly becoming more “mainstream” again then we can finally find somewhere else to go when we occasionally grow tired of the grim and gritty realism of mainstream gaming. To me, this is what the Switch’s growing success represents. It’s a much different system than PS4, though it remains to be seen whether that will be a successful route in the long-term or not.
- Battery life
In over a week’s time, I have had a single low battery notification. It was for the Joy-Cons. I took a break and set the console into the dock and slid in the Joy-Cons to charge. I also made sure to charge them overnight with the console in sleep mode while docked. Full battery when I needed it. These things have a good battery life and for my needs, I don’t expect I’ll suffer a dead battery when I want to play the Switch the most. Describing the battery life in a few hours initially seemed like a drawback but they haven’t been a problem for me.
This thing is fast, it comes in and out of sleep mode in a snap. It takes screenshots, jumps between a game and the home screen, and loads just about everything really quickly.
There were times in the past when my PS4 or PS3 sounded like they were wheezing. Overheating is a fair concern where I live in an arid and hot environment. I’ve felt the Switch get warm after hours of gameplay but it’s quieter than a mouse, even if that mouse were wearing a sneaking suit made of duck feathers and the mouse was Solid Snake. It can play console-level games but doesn’t sound like a miniature hurricane.
- The death of CDs
Cartridges are back, baby. CDs are going to be a thing of the past. No more downloading three quarters of your game after coming home from purchasing it. No more ridiculous installation waits and even more ridiculous loadtimes while you listen to your disc reading mechanism frantically search around inside the system like a blind man stuck in a broom closet. As a married man with children, space is a limitation and though I’m a collector, I have to ensure that my collection doesn’t take up an insane amount of room. That being said, I’m looking out for Switch cart holders, maybe something that can fold up like a wallet and hold a few dozen cartridges, which I can then just stick on a shelf. I couldn’t imagine lugging around a pack of CDs for handheld mode but carrying carts around is another story.
- The death of mobile gaming and its vices
One of the most interesting factoids I’d read recently is that porn sites have been seeing a huge drop in traffic since the Switch and Breath of the Wild launched. That’s a pretty sad fact but incredible that Nintendo managed to take people away from treating women like objects with something much more innocent. With that kind of dominating success, the kind which Nintendo has had in the handheld gaming realm for years, might we expect to see some kind of effect upon the world of mobile gaming? Thing there is everyone already has a cellphone to play these games on, so it’s not like they have to purchase the $299 system, but people are getting tired of things like mobile microtransactions and game-clones. Let’s hope the Switch can at least be a good influence upon a lot of the rubbish going on in mobile gaming.
- The Joy-Con Grip
It is super comfortable and I love that it stands up rather than having to be laid down on its back. The PS4 controllers are so extremely sensistive so the back triggers were constantly… being triggered when I just set it down, ruining a movie or video I was watching by jumping it ahead or backward. No problem there with the Grip.
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Probably the best reason to own a Switch right now, unless you’re one of the two people who own a Wii U. The Legend of Zelda games have been industry-defining influences. They’ve been ranked as among the best games on each of their given systems. Breath of the Wild is no different. All of the sensationalism surrounding it is true, and if you knew me personally you would know that I very rarely ever say that. If you’re unsure about the Switch because you’re unsure about the quality of Breath of the Wild, then cast aside all doubts now because that thing is amazing.
- Lack of games
Breath of the Wild is unforgettable, Super Bomberman R is fun and engrossing, and that’s about everything I own for the Switch right now. I’m looking to get Shovel Knight once I finish the Wild and a few more titles as time goes on. Objectively, fewer games are worse for a system then more (so long as they’re quality) and while this doesn’t particularly drive me personally away from the Switch, or rather it didn’t, I can see how this is thus far one of the biggest negatives concerning it. Looking at it over the year, there is still plenty of room for more announcements for BIG upcoming games, not just “Nindies” and ports.
- No Virtual Console
Still no Virtual Console. This is something the Switch is built for with its different play modes. Nintendo has the richest history of video games, longer than Sony and Microsoft’s, fuller than Sega’s, more diverse than Atari’s. They need a robust VC that is constantly updated to include new old titles from the NES, SNES, Game Boy, GBC, GBC, Virtual Boy, N64, GameCube, and even the Wii. Gimme some Game & Watch screensaver-esque mini-games and I’m good for life.
- No streaming services
This is one of the initial reasons why I wanted to get a Switch, just so I could watch Netflix or Amazon movies in bed or in the car on lunch break or chilling in the backyard and not just in the living room. I’m still waiting.
- No web browser
This seems like a no brainer. In linking my Facebook and Twitter accounts to the Switch, I’ve seen it load some online web pages, so the possibility is there. There’s just no way to surf the web (does anyone still say that?) and that seems like it could easily have been one little extra perk. Apparently you can sort of trick your Switch into opening a web browser but there’s no official functionality.
- No vid capture
This is just another one of the ways in which my PS4 out-performs my Switch. The Switch takes great instantaneous screenshots but there is no video capturing functionality built into the system. Hopefully someday soon! Until then, you’ll need some extra things like a capture card if you want to make milquetoast jokes on your own YouTube let’s play.
- News feed is lackluster
The “news” button merely takes you to now ancient trailers for games you already knew about and a handful of stylistic tutorials that become obsolete after you figure out how to use the system. Other than trailers and a few tiny announcements, such as the one for Mar10 Day, there isn’t much here. I feel like they could’ve had much more content like interviews with developers, behind the scenes, and conceptual art highlights as well as announcements that are actually new and exclusive. As it is, the News section seems like a week-old newspaper.
- Joy-Con release button placement
While not a huge complaint, the one button placement on the Joy-Con that is awkward is the button to release the Joy-Con from its rails to slide it off the console or the Grip. I always feel like I’m grabbing it too hard or smashing the buttons in my palm just to try to get at it to press it. It’s the one thing that’s most misleading in the Switch’s trailers. It’s not easy to slide them out, though conversely that means that you won’t accidentally be doing so.
- Joy-Cons de-syncing
Out of all the wireless controllers I have, the Joy-Cons seem to have the worst range at about 10 to 12 feet. That means I can’t even play the Switch from all the way on the other side of the living room. I don’t have couches there anyway but I did the testing on its range just to be sure. When playing with a very large TV screen, like 55″ and up (mine is not that big), sitting back too far from the console may become a problem for some users. Also, the controllers de-sync (particularly the left one for some reason) not only because of range but if there’s anything between them and the system. I mean anything. Like we’re talking a knee or a laptop screen or a glass of water or even a stack of DVDs. I hope they can update this someday as their unresponsiveness has lost me a few Bomberman battles. Perish the thought!
- Joy-Cons unable to sync at startup
This happened exactly once, thus far. I turned on the Switch in handheld mode but could not get the right Joy-Con to sync up. I had to search through some on-system troubleshooting just to get it going. Not sure what happened, there.
- Length of wires
The HDMI cable that the Switch comes with is short enough for you to glue the console to your screen but not long enough for any other placement. Luckily, I had a bunch of those cables on hand so I could put the Switch out on a pedestal of sorts for the best possible “line of sight” for its Joy-Cons.
So that’s it! A lot of people are still on the fence with purchasing the Nintendo Switch so the big question is: should you get the Switch now or wait or pass entirely? I hope that the above information can be employed as deciding factors but ultimately, this is what I tell everyone who asks me this question: Go ahead and wait.
Unless you really, really want to play Breath of the Wild (which is every bit as wonderful as they say) and you don’t own a Wii U, then wait until there are more games and better functionality. Maybe wait until the end of the year if you can. If the call of the Wild is too much to resist, then pick the thing up. You’ll most likely love it and there are many small games coming out, being released in a slow trickle, to keep you occupied. If you’re like me and you aren’t interested in purchasing a new game every week because of your backlog, then don’t fret and get the Switch because… dude… Breath of the Wild.
-The Well-Red Mage
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