
Our blog’s first January is complete! Next month I can really start data crunching those statistics. Sometimes blogging is a tsunami of excitement. We live in tumultuous times but it’s good to know […]
Our blog’s first January is complete! Next month I can really start data crunching those statistics. Sometimes blogging is a tsunami of excitement. We live in tumultuous times but it’s good to know […]
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
―P.J. O’Rourke
“Much have I fared, much have I found,
Much have I got of the gods:
What shall live of mankind when at last there comes
The mighty winter to men?”
-The Ballad of Vafthruthnir
“We need to get out of the mindset that bigger open worlds equate to better gameplay.” My dear NPCs. It hath been longer than a fortnight since last we interviewed […]
After a rather ignoble post by the Rage Mage, how about something a little more wholesome? So this comes as a surprise to me, but the most popular post we featured […]
This rage-post is just one sentence long… because, as all you bottom-feeding, basement-dwelling, like-fishing bloggers know, the plebeians at Square Enix thought it was okay to get the entire gaming community all up in a hissy-fit of excitement for what turned out to be the ultimate example of lameness: that they’re going to be making a stupid Avengers-themed game, probably in the vein of the Lego Marvel thing, because let’s just come right out and say it: nothing is more appropriate for the Marvel brand than getting the shameless, angsty, pandering treatment from the same company that crapped out Final Fantasy XV in all of its fetch-questing, female-objectifying, open chit-chatty anti-glory, and after all, the cast of FFXV with monotone Noctis, dude-bro Gladio, anime-cliché Ignis, and professional whiner baby Prompto are the perfect archetypes for the whitewashed, mansplaining derpsters crowding Marvel’s list of C-tier…
Ah, it’s good to be writing about video games again! So ninety-five days ago, I wrote up a little piece fueled by excitement for the Nintendo Switch. Since then, we’ve had […]