Today, I became a hypocrite.
The PS4 bundle I ordered online has arrived in a brown cardboard box. I have opened it. I have it connected to my WIFI and to my television set. Today, despite my railings against the modern world, I set foot into the unknown waters of next-gen console gaming. Wish me luck!
I am now, and will forever be, the
retro classics gamer I was born to be… but if you need me, I’ll be playing Arkham Knight.
Today, I stand with giants. At least my PSN profile avatar is 8-bit Mega Man.
–The Well-Red Mage
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